Dear stranger,
I am pleased to make your acquaintance. Now and then I will be sending an E-mail to communicate my very urgent thoughts, funniest jokes, most insightful observations and current recipes to everybody who has expressed the desire to be so informed.
I do not play concerts often because I am very lazy, but I shall inform you of those rare occasions, probably too late for you to be able to do something about it, probably the dayafter the concert, for I am very disorganized, too.
Never the less, there will be some kind of communication now that I have your E-mail.
I shall be delighted, hand on heart, to hear from you, too. I read all my mail before going to bed, teeth brushed, dressed in my striped pajamas. No rhymes are necessary.
Yours,
Oren Lavie